Chuck Norris Does Not Sleep. He Waits...For a Chance to be a Fox News Host

So Sean Hannity couldn't make it last night for his show. We don't know exactly why, but our guess is that he was probably trying to find more things to lie about. Nevertheless, Hannity was out, so Fox News had to find a guest host. Who'd they get? Another crazy right-wing moron? Geraldo?

No. Chuck Norris. CHUCK NORRIS. Chuck Norris was the host of Hannity & Colmes.

The best part about the whole thing (I know, how do you pick just one part, right?) is that Chuck Norris, on Hannity's own show, proceeded to say that a fabricated scene from ABC's fictional movie "The Path to 9/11"that Hannity is going to air as actual news "should not have been in the film."